I think that the you tube video that was shown in class was very true. Some people have experienced others who have lied on the internet, met them in person and found that they werent realy the person they were. My comment on this is to take the you tube video advice and not put any personal details on there of yourself for your own safety

Snow White Prequel - Unfinished

Long, long ago, in the wintertime, when the snowflakes were falling like little white feathers from the sky, a beautiful Queen sat beside her window, which was framed in black ebony, and stitched. As she worked, she looked sometimes at the falling snow, wishing and hoping she had a daughter. She helplessly kept sitting next to the window everyday, begging a miracle to bring a daughter, a dear little child as white as the snow, as rosy as blood, and with hair as black as the ebony window frame. The queen was the most beautiful woman in all the land, and very proud of her beauty. She had a mirror, which she stood in front of every morning, and asked mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who in this land is fairest of all? The mirror always said you, my queen, are fairest of all. she knew for certain that no one in the world was more beautiful than her, but there was a young girl beyond the woods named Snow White. She matched the exact description of the queen and he was only five years old. Snow White was so beautiful, that she surpassed even the queen herself with her looks and her gorgeous smile. She lived in a little cottage outside the woods with her grandmother and grandfather. Her mother was lost in the woods two years ago and her father got murdered by a hunstman a few years before the mother.

A tornado. Yes. A terrifying tornado. The skies had turned grey. Right before my eyes. Beaming rays of light throughout the slimming skies had taken over. It had been bursting with florescent light that had shone on the earth as beautiful as the flowers in a brightened meadow, until the wind around us intensified, as though it was pulling us with a tight grip. We scrambled back on our hands and knees, slowly inching towards the land rover. Our shirts swayed roughly as the tornado pulled the darkened sky down in a whirlpool like manner, rowdy and unchallenged. I panicked and started to scurry faster. My strength grew weak as my arms got tired and almost gave up. All of a sudden, my friend gets a grip on the land rover, slipping his hand around the back of the tyre. He reaches out for me, reaching further and further. I use my last ounce of strength to reach for his hand. My middle finger brushes his and I keep reaching closer and closer till my fingers reach his palm. I close my hand and secure a tight grip. He pulls me towards the car with all his might. I reach for the tyre with my spare hand. We both pull ourselves up towards the door and slide in. The tornado was flying towards us at a tremendous speed bursting through loose houses and trees, which disintegrated as they swirled around the churning tornado. The car was choking, refusing to turn on in such a dire situation. Tension grew higher between them as they panicked and tug on the key to turn it on as quick as possible. After a few more turns of the key in the ignition, the car started. The car had begun to skid towards the tornado due to the brutal pressure caused by the high winds. The boys instantly switched the gear stick from park to reverse, and then slowly applied pressure to the accelerator. The car idled for a few seconds. It was a rough moment. Not moving. It was as though weights were stuck to the tyres. The only real sounds we could hear were the booming of the torn sky and the revs of the engine cautiously reaching limits of 7000rpm. Tears almost streamed down our faces as our minds were filled with fear. The wind decreased for a moment and we were able to move a short distance to turn the car around. I put the car into drive and thrusted my foot onto the throttle to get us started. We crept forwards at 5km/h. By this time the tornado had bent, fixing its eye on a different area towards the left of us. We started picking up speed. As we departed the tornado, we left with only mere scars in our memory and great appreciation that we made it out alive. The road was smooth from then on. We breathed a huge sigh of relief with our hearts racing a million miles an hour. As we grow old, not one of us will ever forget this day.

The boy in the striped pyjamas

Bruno is a nine-year-old boy growing up in Berlin during World War II. He lives in a five-storey house with servants, his mother and father and 12-year-old sister, Gretel. His father wears a fancy uniform and they have just been visited by a very important personage called the Fury, a pun which adult readers should have no trouble deciphering. As a consequence of this visit, Bruno's father gets a new uniform, his title changes to Commandment and, to Bruno's chagrin, they find themselves moving to a new home at a place called Out-With.

When Bruno gets there he is immediately homesick. He has left his school, his three best friends, his house, his grandparents and the bustling street life of urban Berlin with its cafes, fruit and veg stalls, and Saturday jostle. His new home is smaller, full of soldiers and there is no one to play with. From his bedroom window, however, he notices a town of people dressed in striped pyjamas separated from him by a wire fence. When he asks his father who those people are, he responds that they aren't really people.

Bruno is forbidden to explore but boredom, isolation and sheer curiosity become too much for him. One day, he follows the wire fence cordoning off the area where these people live from his house. He spots a dot in the distance on the other side of the fence and as he gets closer, he sees it's a boy. Excited by the prospect of a friend, Bruno introduces himself. The Jewish boy's name is Shmuel. Almost every day, they meet at the same spot and talk. Eventually, for a variety of reasons, Bruno decides to climb under the fence and explore Shmuel's world.

After some initial tonal clunkiness where you can almost detect the author thinking "how do I write a child", the story is an effortless read that puts you directly into Bruno's worldview. It is elegant story-telling with emotional impact and an ending that in true fairytale style is grotesquely clever.

YO MAMA JOKES!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo Mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Your mama so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home

Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!!!!!

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

Chuck Noris round house kicked the leaning tower of piza

Superman only has two weeknesses. Kryptonite and a round house kick from Chuck Norris.

Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.

Chuck Norris is the reason Wally is hiding.

The following things i have interests in:

1. Sports
2. Becoming a Gym instructor
3. Leave school at 7th form and go into univesity
4. Study a degree (sports and recreation) at AUT Uni
5. Health science

Sports has always been an interest of mine an i hope i can do alot of things with that area of interest. When i get into university and do a course in sports and recreation i hope to follow diffrent paths to lead me where i want to go.

In order to get into university and apply for that course i must have these:

STANDARD . NCEA
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Numeracy . 14 Credits at level 1 or higher in maths
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Literacy . 4 Credits at Level 2 or higher in Reading
. 4 Credits at Level 2 or higher in Writing
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General subjects . 42 Credits at level 3 or higher,
. Including:
. 14 Credits at Level 3 in each of the two approved subjects
. 14 Credits at Level 3 from no more than two domains . on the NQF or approved subjects